Speaking of Mario...

Here's the gay leather version. See, I can relate posts...with abs.

Random Hot: Diego Boneta

Apparently he's on some show or another, to which I counter with "oh".

Soldiers Sing-Along With Britney

So it's not amazingly entertaining...but they're rather pretty

and it goes all full-blown porno at 1:25, and I appreciate. but I never told you that.

Shh.

New Sherlock Holmes Posters

Eh, I mean, they work I suppose. I would just have hoped for something a bit more...interesting. Noomi Rapace is there though! That helps me cope. That and considering how Law still looks bangable with a child molester 'stache.

Who Wants To See Me Do My Penguin?

Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman from Janina Gavankar

Aw, True Blood. You amuse me.

This video is slightly (yes) NSFW due to naked boys, pubes and humping.
God, that's the best sentence I've ever typed on here.

Random Hot: Daniel Garofali

That's him. He's pretty.  That's all there really is to say? He was photographed by Sonny Tong, that's something else. And he's fit. Let's look at him more.

See?

Aaron Has A Crush On...

on a documentarian with a handlebar moustache.

That's just how it is ok.

James Franco is Still Doable

See, there's proof.

Random Hot: Andrew Ramming (yes really)

Since we are on a random shirtless man spree (in cake and photography form), here is Mr. Ramming (best porn name ever for a non porn star) who sells British underwear.

Very well.

Random Hot: Marlon Teixeria

It's a sexy Brazilian. I suppose that's enough said about that.

Random Hot: Paul Wagner

Yeah, he does ze porno films. I'm sure his mom is proud. I am.

Happy Birthday to the Pretty!

Joseph Gordon Levitt is turning 30 today! To celebrate I'm going to masturbate to watch Mysterious Skin and Inception.

Good times.

Random Hot: John Kenney

Yepp, there he is. A randomly hot guy named John. Like a toilet. But less....gross.

Speaking of Hairless Cats

as I was a few posts ago.

I'd do that too, but I doubt it'd end up being appropriate for work. If I was lucky.

More Videos To Appease the Gays

They're half naked, even if some look like shaved cats. ::gives Cisco the eye:: happy?!

Moving To Australia...

I hear they keep these there...

Random Hot: AJ Pack

 

Yeah, that's nice. Give me a few minutes, I'll return.

Chris Evans + Evan Rachel Wood

Make me want to (chest) buy something..I'm not sure what it (chest) is they're peddling...

Chest. Chest.

The Only Reason To Watch CBS

Is, unbelievably, a remake of Hawaii 5-0. God bless Alex O'Loughlin. and baby platypi. They need all the help they can get.

Chris Evans Isn't Playing Captain America

his biceps are.

::squeeze squeeze::

Oh my.