Presidential Gold

If all of his speeches were like this, I think I'd remember why I voted for him. Obviously, if all speeches were this dire, it would get to be a drag though.

Choose Your Own Apocalypse

Slate has created this End of America game where you get to pick and choose your ultimate demise. Unless you're an elderly person, then Obama is already going to kill you, I hear. Watch your back granny. Check it out here.

How Progressive! DOJ Upholds DOMA

The Department of Justice issued a brief defending the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought this administration was supposed to be the opposite of W. Comparing gay marriage to that of an "uncle and niece"? That's classy.