It's a Yay America Kind of Night

So it looks like Osama bin Laden is what the Russians call dead. That's pretty neat. That's why we elected a black guy. They're good at minority on minority violence.

That's really wrong to say. They're good at killing white people too.

Aye-oh!

Just kidding, black people aren't really "good" at anything.


No, for real.

Neither am I.

Presidential Gold

If all of his speeches were like this, I think I'd remember why I voted for him. Obviously, if all speeches were this dire, it would get to be a drag though.

Republican Stew

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it's tastier when it's from a socialist soup kitchen.

I Laughed, Therefore I'm Going To Hell

That's it, think about it and why you're going to be joining me. We'll eat at Taco Bell once we get there.

G.A.Y.S. Don't Believe in Gays

G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) from Thomas Lennon

I have a crush on John Cho, just fyi. I'd gay up his military.

I used a euphemism there. and here too.

Oh, one over there, in the bushes.

A Disney Character Knows Better...

...than half of our country it seems. There's a reason Alice is my favorite, and it's not that fierce blue dress.

John Stewart = Hero

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Do you think that when a conservative views this that they, somehow, realize that their fear-mongering and idiotic principles are stark reminders of the past administration that put the country into our current predicament? Or do you think that they realized that there aren't enough Mountain Dews in the refrigerator because there's a black President?

It appears that you cannot look at the news media without mountains of coverage of these inane individuals spouting "socialism" and making rather uninformed statements comparing (with a straight face) Obama to Hitler. What these, often times low-income (the people benefiting the most from the health care bill) individuals fail to realize is that when they become older and are no longer covered by their current employers health plan is that they are very much going to be relying on the government to support their geriatric years. Pair that with McDonald's drive-thru convenience and you are looking at my father in twenty years unable to pay for his coronary problems. I think it would be a poor time to point his political leanings out, but I may not be able to help myself.

Enjoy the video, because apparently Obama is going to control the internet soon (that's what I heard at a teabagging (for Chrissake people) convention).

Member of Parliament Calls Gays An "Abomination", Goes Crazy

Sixty year old Iris Robinson, an MP from Northern Ireland has announced she's stepping down from her political position due to "mental illness". Last year, she caused quite a stir by calling all gays an "abomination". This year, she shall start drooling in her oatmeal.

In the same interview as the abomination remark, she called homosexuality a mental illness and stated that it can be "cured"...oh wait! She just loves the muff!

So...These People Can Vote

I believe she can bring real change to the country with her...refreshingness and her, um, her realness and I really believe that Mayor McCheese is going to be the best vice president since Quayle.

Does this not terrify you?

Sarah Palin Resigns

Oh my Gash guys, what're we gonna do without Caribou Barbie in office? The answer: something productive?

Palin announced her resignation as Alaska's governor Friday (because nothing says happy fourth like a vacant government position).

How Progressive! DOJ Upholds DOMA

The Department of Justice issued a brief defending the Defense of Marriage Act. I thought this administration was supposed to be the opposite of W. Comparing gay marriage to that of an "uncle and niece"? That's classy.

It's Political Satire Time!

Here we are pointing out the obvious problems with the 2M4M (2 million for marriage, which is a conservative group trying to gather 2 million people to protest same sex marriage) campaign name, slogan, ideas, concepts and principals.

You would imagine that these people would actually look at the internet every now and then.