The Good Just Doesn't Stop

That's right: A MST3K headboard.

Now Servo and Crow can make snide witty comments about your sexual performance and nocturnal flatulence patterns.

Win.

Sex is No Accident

Further proof that America blows, European MTV is still relevant and helpful. As far as sex being no accident. My past would argue with you. Loudly.

Need: Sex Font

 

This may get you in trouble at work if letters doing naughty things offends people. And really, who isn't worried about the dire situation of pornographic typography and Sarah Palin's children?

Ballpoint Pens Explain Sex, Finally.

It amuses me, I look at it and go "ha ha ha ha ha". That's just because I'm like, way cool. Just so you know. I was completely lost before this handy dandy diagram. Let it enlighten all of us.

Sluts Rejoice! Artificial Virginity Kit

Now, everyone who wants to be a "virgin" "can" with this kit from Gigimo (see it says so right there on the picturegraph)

According to the site the product gives you a wonderful sense of  good ol' Christian values everytime you get bent over.

"No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction. "

I bought one yesterday. Check out the product site here.