A Handy Guide To Genital Contact

  

I knew I was getting into the wrong line of work.

Zombie Index of Survival

Just in case you were settling into Zombieland and wanted to know *precisely* what kind of undead Woody and co would be dealing with, it's been put into handy dandy chart form for you. (see the...handy dandy chart....above).

Btw, Zombie Strippers is probably my favorite movie on this list.

Blog World: I Love Charts

An entire tumblr dedicated to two men's love of charts. I'm not sure if that possessive is right. I need a graph. I may have to look elsewhere? Who exactly defines what a graph is? a chart? Does Michael Jackson's ghost prefer one over the other? Check out the rest over here. No, it was back there.< way.

Thanks to Josephine the Frilly and her husband Justin the Noble.

American Religious Map Or: Why I Need To Move

Congratulations everyone, you're a Baptist. Like, for real. All those other colors is so this mother doesn't look racist.

Ballpoint Pens Explain Sex, Finally.

It amuses me, I look at it and go "ha ha ha ha ha". That's just because I'm like, way cool. Just so you know. I was completely lost before this handy dandy diagram. Let it enlighten all of us.

It's Florence Time

Florence + The Machine - You've Got The Love

Florence and The Machine | MySpace Music Videos

So at least England is getting it right, Florence + The Machine's album has finally taken over the number one spot on their charts after 28 weeks in the top 40. Awesome sauce.

In other news, her videos keep getting less and less cool...but she's still neat.

Gays, No Way. You're Not Related So It's Wrong

Just because why not. Surprisingly both NY and California are on the list of those that let us cousins marry. I thought that was just here.

We got a lovely chip and dip when I got married to Sue Beth.

This Is My Life, In Pastels

Read carefully, at least 50% of this is stuff I care about, and by care about I mean if you insult it you will end up dead. Not by my hand, but dead none the less.

I guarantee in 89 years, you'll be dead. It'll be because you questioned this awesomeness on Dec. ___ 2009. Fill in the blank and send by direct mail for a more personalized death guarantee. 

To Help You Decide Where Your Next Ink Should Be

Here's a handy dandy chart. It's like a handy dandy notebook, but less children's show actor suicide.

Musical Statistics, who knew graphs could be cool?

Just Whatever (hit it here) posted these ridiculously funny charts. Check these out and then head over and laugh your ass off at the rest. If you don't get them, it's ok. Your mother never loved you anyway.