Britain Says We Must Stop The Fatties

Britain's Sun Paper (classy source, I know) has released an article saying that scientists have discovered that the obese are a giant cause of global warming. So I say, logically, that Lane Bryant is run by Satan. I feel that that's a justifiable leap. Also, I provide a fool-proof solution: Urban Safari trips. Poaching is welcomed. Yes, yes. Read the article here.

As an aside, the fact that the word "Fatties" is in their headline is just too funny.