Cheeky Bastard

He was murdered soon thereafter. Bless his heart.

Britain Says We Must Stop The Fatties

Britain's Sun Paper (classy source, I know) has released an article saying that scientists have discovered that the obese are a giant cause of global warming. So I say, logically, that Lane Bryant is run by Satan. I feel that that's a justifiable leap. Also, I provide a fool-proof solution: Urban Safari trips. Poaching is welcomed. Yes, yes. Read the article here.

As an aside, the fact that the word "Fatties" is in their headline is just too funny.

New Favorite Person Ever: Susan Boyle

Susan Boyle is a 47 year old charity worker from Scotland who appeared on "Britain's Got Talent" this past week and made quite the impression.

She wanders on the stage met with a ridiculous amount of skepticism but then belts out this fricking Disney princess amazing performance from Les Mis. You MUST watch this video.

There's always a special place in my heart for people overcoming all these jackasses of the world who can't look beyond your physical appearance. I hate them.

Them and sand in your swim trunks....my balls just don't approve.

Watch the amazing vid HERE (of the singing, not my balls)