Blog World: Marvelous Man Boobs

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH! Run! Faster!

That is all.

Check out all the mooby goodness over here under my shirt at Marvelous Man Boobs. Click here.*

*Please note that clicking the link and looking at moobs may be adverse to your health. AarontheBond does not assume any responsibility for your self-hating behaviors. 


Thanks to Cisco Nabisco for the tip!

New Moon Trailer Reactions. Or: Fat Girls Squealing

Can you imagine what the world would be like if every Twilight fan had a gym membership instead?


Well, skinnier...is what I'm getting at.

Britain Says We Must Stop The Fatties

Britain's Sun Paper (classy source, I know) has released an article saying that scientists have discovered that the obese are a giant cause of global warming. So I say, logically, that Lane Bryant is run by Satan. I feel that that's a justifiable leap. Also, I provide a fool-proof solution: Urban Safari trips. Poaching is welcomed. Yes, yes. Read the article here.

As an aside, the fact that the word "Fatties" is in their headline is just too funny.