And Russia!

If she ever became president, we are moving to Canada or New Zealand. I expect you all to come with. We shall not be able to refudiate the notion ;)

Reiterate The Sadness: Top 5 Selling Singles Of The Decade

"Qua?"

just "qua?"

I also realized that I stopped listening to mainstream music before I...thought I did? I had heard each of these songs before (mostly not in their entirety) but the only one I knew knew was from 2001. Go me. I eat applesauce.

Surprise: Palin Joins The Ranks Of Fox News

Sarah Palin (Moose Spice) has joined the most conservative group in the entire world, the Jehovah's Witnesses,  Fox News. She shall be a political commentator on Fox News Channel, Fox News Business, Foxnews.com, and some other random outlet for her to spew gibberish and the middle class women who feel Hilary is too "successful" at her job. About the position Palin said:

"I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news."

Proving once and for all, she's a genius.