Skewing Via Verbatim

Ah, sometimes they deliver. Like Domino's. I want pizza.

Giggle. Sarah Palin Doesn't Read. NOOOO!?

Oh Conan, your hair pleases me.

I Laughed, Therefore I'm Going To Hell

That's it, think about it and why you're going to be joining me. We'll eat at Taco Bell once we get there.

Fire Tornado: He's So Hot Right Now, Fire Tornado

This is a tornado. It has fire in it. This is what we get for gay marriage y'all. (I give it 2 days before Huckabee or Palin insinuates as such. Perhaps I should say insinupate in case Palin is in a creative mood).

And Russia!

If she ever became president, we are moving to Canada or New Zealand. I expect you all to come with. We shall not be able to refudiate the notion ;)

Blog World: Fake Science

Here is Sarah Palin's only trusted source of scientific info (because God doesn't believe in science, so neither does FOX News). When reality is too complicated, turn to Fake Science.

Check out the hilarity over here in the direction of left then forward twenty paces.

Surprise: Palin Joins The Ranks Of Fox News

Sarah Palin (Moose Spice) has joined the most conservative group in the entire world, the Jehovah's Witnesses,  Fox News. She shall be a political commentator on Fox News Channel, Fox News Business, Foxnews.com, and some other random outlet for her to spew gibberish and the middle class women who feel Hilary is too "successful" at her job. About the position Palin said:

"I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news."

Proving once and for all, she's a genius.

So...These People Can Vote

I believe she can bring real change to the country with her...refreshingness and her, um, her realness and I really believe that Mayor McCheese is going to be the best vice president since Quayle.

Does this not terrify you?

Sarah Palin Resigns

Oh my Gash guys, what're we gonna do without Caribou Barbie in office? The answer: something productive?

Palin announced her resignation as Alaska's governor Friday (because nothing says happy fourth like a vacant government position).