Ah, Childhood Memories

Ah, Legos, I kind of remember those. I didn't play with them too much though, because I am a gay after all. I played a lot of Barbie, but I tried to build houses for her. That was problematic since we were so poor, like welfare Christmas poor, so I made fridges out of shoe boxes and broken brown crayons were steaks. You only think I'm kidding....

Mega Score: Mad Men Barbies

Mattel is issuing a series of Mad Men dolls to help promote season 4 of the mega awesome super neat show on AMC. They need more doll for Kristina Hendrick's super curvy sexiness. Alas, this shall do for the mean time.

"Totally Stylin" Barbie Is A Tramp

Just in case the uber-trampness that Barbie has acquired over the years was insufficient to you, the newest doll in their line up "totally stylin' Barbie" comes equipped with that pinnacle of white trash decor: tramp stamps. You can place as many tattoos as you wish on our favorite plastic anatomy teacher to give her a "totally stylin" look. Also, soon to come is wifebeater Ken, complete with recliner and scotch (and the secret boyfriend obviously).