Slightly Unnecessary

Does having this much ink on one's body confuse said person when trying to determine what color they are? Can I get enough tattoos to be a black guy? Will it make my junk bigger? Hmmm.

Pretty Hardcore: Candyland Tatoo of Doom

Yeah, she felt this was necessary. Now, I don't know her or anything about her: but I bet this is a semen placement game. With children. Pedophile.

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To Help You Decide Where Your Next Ink Should Be

Here's a handy dandy chart. It's like a handy dandy notebook, but less children's show actor suicide.

"Totally Stylin" Barbie Is A Tramp

Just in case the uber-trampness that Barbie has acquired over the years was insufficient to you, the newest doll in their line up "totally stylin' Barbie" comes equipped with that pinnacle of white trash decor: tramp stamps. You can place as many tattoos as you wish on our favorite plastic anatomy teacher to give her a "totally stylin" look. Also, soon to come is wifebeater Ken, complete with recliner and scotch (and the secret boyfriend obviously).

Unholy Hell! Terrible Tattoos

This may be old news, I know not. There's a brilliantly disturbing website LOLTATZ which features at least 300 reasons why people should be shot in the head. Example #126 is above. I mean if you're going to have a Swayze tattoo, you need it to be Miss. Vida Bohem. Obviously. Dumb turds.

Hit the site here (some images NSFW)