Most Awesome Wedding Cake Ever:

This cake exemplifies everything that is good and holy in this world. It's true, because as the Bible says in Buzz Lightyear 4:19:

A couple that slays zombies together stays together, with proper tithing and her being willing to take it up the bum every now and then.

Amen.

Too Delightful: Betty Bowers Explains Marriag

I don't know who she is, but if there's a snow storm tonight, she's going on my tires.

Oh you see what I did there? I made a gay movie joke with a gay marriage post. I'm such a princess. help me