Blasphemous?

You bet your knickers.

And it's funny as all degrees of satan's jockstrap.

Look at that 2 undergarment references in one post that had absolutely nothing to do with underwear.

She's Back: America's Best Christian

"I don't have furniture that's that new." but no seriously, I worked with a Mormon she carried bits of human heart around. True story, or it was a salad.

Too Delightful: Betty Bowers Explains Marriag

I don't know who she is, but if there's a snow storm tonight, she's going on my tires.

Oh you see what I did there? I made a gay movie joke with a gay marriage post. I'm such a princess. help me