Zombie Index of Survival

Just in case you were settling into Zombieland and wanted to know *precisely* what kind of undead Woody and co would be dealing with, it's been put into handy dandy chart form for you. (see the...handy dandy chart....above).

Btw, Zombie Strippers is probably my favorite movie on this list.

Mine's A Kitchen

If I could pick it up, I could throw it at them. Alas, I am teh doomed!

Most Awesome Wedding Cake Ever:

This cake exemplifies everything that is good and holy in this world. It's true, because as the Bible says in Buzz Lightyear 4:19:

A couple that slays zombies together stays together, with proper tithing and her being willing to take it up the bum every now and then.

Amen.