The Real Story Behind The Dinosaurs

From Bizarro comes this (highly accurate) depiction of Noah's bad ass weaponry decimating those stupid brontosaurs.

And that was the last time anyone got into a tizzy with the giraffes.

Amen.

Raptorine

If only wolverine was a raptor and not a sexy hairy Australian. I mean that would be abysmal cool, right?

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Well This Makes Jurassic Park Even Worse

Not only was it fully of schlocky Spielberg directing. It was historically inaccurate. In yet more news that ruins all our childhood notions of dinosaurs (since Triceratops apparently didn't technically exist), they are now rather convinced that the T Rex looked like big bird.

Except bigger.

Feel free to want to cry. It's normal. It's also normal to remember I could technically say they were actually zig zag patterned with little plastic crowns on top and possibly be correct.

Mega Score: Scientists Make Woolly Mammoth Blood

It appears that awesome factories of awesomeness  scientists have created synthetic woolly mammoth blood. The scientists extracted DNA from 43,000 year old bones and then added it to E coil bacteria which replicated the substance and created blood that they say would be the exact same as a real live mammoth. They also imply that the science can be used for any extinct species as long as DNA is present.

In other words, Jurassic Park will be the destination of my 90th birthday. Except the cheese will kill me before then, it's outside giving me shifty eyes as we speak.

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Why Not? Jesus Hitches A Dino Ride

Go bid on this on ebay. I want for christmas.