Europe According to the Vatican

This map is 100% accurate. Especially the handsome blonde boys. Mmm. boys.

Member of Parliament Calls Gays An "Abomination", Goes Crazy

Sixty year old Iris Robinson, an MP from Northern Ireland has announced she's stepping down from her political position due to "mental illness". Last year, she caused quite a stir by calling all gays an "abomination". This year, she shall start drooling in her oatmeal.

In the same interview as the abomination remark, she called homosexuality a mental illness and stated that it can be "cured"...oh wait! She just loves the muff!

Most Awesome Financial Commercial Ever Because Lincoln Gets It On

How many financial institutions can say that Lincoln gets head in their commercials? Just one. Bontrust put out this brilliant, possibly NSFW (if you know people who get hot and bothered about origami) commercial on how to make your money multiply.

Jesus Really Does Love Me: Pizza Vending Machines

This orgasm inducing pizza vending machine, found in Europe right now, makes a complete fresh pizza in under three minutes. It costs about 6 Euros and looks like it would make me smile. I'd probably also end up running to the toilet shortly thereafter. You win some you lose some. Right toilet?