My New Favorite Commercial. Ever.

My God he was good. I don't even smoke but I was forced to have one after.

You've Never Strafed Before But It Feels Great!

It's like old times. Kristen Schaal in hilariousness. The good times never end.

Unless you hit the fuel tank, bitches

One Of The Better Superbowl Commercials

Ever.

I love Doritos.

I Missed These...

Due to the following:

1. Target Hates us gays now.
2. I haven't had time to breathe, much less watch commercials
3. I ate tacos at some point in the last month

One of these isn't relevant.

Thanks to Cisco for the round about recommendation that brought me eventually to this. :P

I'm Only Helping!

My new favorite commercial of you know...right now.

God I'm behind this month.

Another Awesome Snickers Commercial

I want to turn into Aretha Franklin, then I'd be the proud owner of that inauguration hat. Mega score to me and the purple bowed turban of high note doom.

Most Awesome Financial Commercial Ever Because Lincoln Gets It On

How many financial institutions can say that Lincoln gets head in their commercials? Just one. Bontrust put out this brilliant, possibly NSFW (if you know people who get hot and bothered about origami) commercial on how to make your money multiply.

Denny's Fights The Machines

I found this amusing. I also find it amusing when you pick your nose and that like, crazy long string of snot comes out with it. Just saying, for you know, comparison sake.

Hooray For Homo-Oven-Erotic Commercials

At least Quizno's has their (creepy) shit together. I want a sub now. A big hot sub....