(Not As) Random Hot: Alex O'Loughlin

Since I've posted about him like 3467 times, it's not really random anymore. But he's pretty. And has an accent. My Christmas list has been made

Random Hot: Diego Boneta

Apparently he's on some show or another, to which I counter with "oh".

Random Hot: Daniel Garofali

That's him. He's pretty.  That's all there really is to say? He was photographed by Sonny Tong, that's something else. And he's fit. Let's look at him more.

See?

Random Hot: Andrew Ramming (yes really)

Since we are on a random shirtless man spree (in cake and photography form), here is Mr. Ramming (best porn name ever for a non porn star) who sells British underwear.

Very well.

Random Hot: Marlon Teixeria

It's a sexy Brazilian. I suppose that's enough said about that.

Random Hot: Paul Wagner

Yeah, he does ze porno films. I'm sure his mom is proud. I am.

Random Hot: John Kenney

Yepp, there he is. A randomly hot guy named John. Like a toilet. But less....gross.

Moving To Australia...

I hear they keep these there...

Random Hot: AJ Pack

 

Yeah, that's nice. Give me a few minutes, I'll return.

Random Hot: Justin Gaston

Gaston, like, the hot guy Belle wasn't interested in. Silly woman.