Henry Cavill: Swoon, Buckle and Repeat

I was gonna post the new pics of him as Superman. I was less impressed by his prettiness in those, so here you go. You're welcome society. you're welcome.

It's Just Pretty Ok?

I don't have time for you to judge me.

Happy Birthday to the Pretty!

Joseph Gordon Levitt is turning 30 today! To celebrate I'm going to masturbate to watch Mysterious Skin and Inception.

Good times.

Random Hot: AJ Pack

 

Yeah, that's nice. Give me a few minutes, I'll return.

Good Gravy Cakes...

To quote a completely unrelated item from Miss Rachel Tensions, "I don't know who he is, but if there's a snow storm tonight, he's going on my tires."

But....we do know who he is. His name is Matthieu, and....he's like Mr. Gay September for...something, it's like in Spanish or French, or Krypton. I can't tell.

Neat Interactive Wrangler Site

Wrangler has created an interactive model being thrown about...thing for their Blue Bell connection (isn't that an ice cream?).

So the entire premise is there's a somewhat attractive man in various outfits and you violently push him down and rip his shirt off with your mouse. You know, your usual Saturday night.

Check out all the modely goodness here.

Other News: Christina Hendricks Is Insanely Hot

That's pretty much it. Who would have thought watching Saffron on Firefly would thing she'd be all super-glitzy and on one of the best shows in recent memory? Me, actually (I never lie, btw)

Milla Jovovich Is Still Extremely Hot

Just sayin'

Yes, I know how airbrushing works, but she's the only person aside from me who can look this pretty. True story.

Reason 436 To Move To Australia

His name is Alex O'Loughlin. He's pretty. He's Australian. He's half-naked. I'm confused if you need more. Well, he was on that silly show "Moonlight" but he wasn't as pretty there. I shall forgive him.

I Want One!: Ryan Reynolds

There isn't much of a story with this...just a pretty picture. I think that Scarlett Johannson and I should switch places. That could be a new "Freaky Friday" remake. Plotline now:

A slightly effeminate blogger from Atlanta GA and megastar ScarJo freakishly transformed into one another when one wishes on a star and the other has a loose eyelash. Aaron gets to have sex with Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett gets her wisdom teeth out. The fun never ends! (seriously, they never managed to switch places again)

Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre!

So, there's an absolutely brilliant guy by the name of Wilhelm Staehle who is running this brilliant website: Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre. His pieces are gorgeous and ever so funny. There's a shop built in to the site where you can buy framed signed prints. I, personally, think he should sell them unframed. Mostly because I'm always right.

Thanks to Joanna for the tip!