Random Hot: Paul Wagner

Yeah, he does ze porno films. I'm sure his mom is proud. I am.

Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Trailer

I would have seen each around 8 times probably. But I'm into little hairy elves like that.

More! Unintenional Porn

Just when you thought to yourself "self, you know what I haven't seen in approximately a week? Accidental porny things. I wish I had more" Jesus I have found more! And, like the saintly figure I am, I am sharing it with you. It's here. Go.

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Unintentional Porn

Holy taco (yes, I was excited about that name too) has posted a series of 25 examples of accidental porn. Since everyone I know enjoys being peed on, I chose this as the main image to give you guys something to relate to. Enjoy.

The rest can be found around about here....somewhere.

Well, Good To Know: Pornography Numbers

If you click it, it will grow.

So there, now you know that if you're a guy looking to get into porn it pays about what a retail manager would make. but it pays....in vagina. Think about it.

10 Weirdest Theme Parks/Attractions

Odee.com has compiled a list of the most unusual theme parks from around the world. I, personally, want to take a ride on the Great Expectations Log Flume, the only way Dickens isn't dry as a bone. (hey-oh) Check out the list here

Thanks to Matt for the tip.

How delightfully inappropriate! Turtle Bangs Shoe

That shoe needs a cigarette. I think that this has inspired me to open up a turtle porn studio.
Our first production: Barnyard Bangin' in which our starlet turtle gets double penetrated by Mr. Ed and Chanticleer from "Rock a Doodle"

Best. Film. Ever.