Need: The Beets Tee

To all of you who didn't get me anything for my birthday (so all of you), I have a new love in life and although the guy is cute, it isn't him. It's his Killer Tofu Tour shirt. I need it. I would give my left pinky toe for it. Well, a mold of it. For...you know, a toe collector mold set...or something.

Need: Human Ingredient Tee

So this is a tee shirt (clothing) that lists all of our ingredients (things) that make us up. Mine would be slightly similar except it would say:

90% awesome
6% sex
3.4% cheese
0.6% urine

I think that adds up to 100, if not...I'm either slightly more or less of a man than you are.

Now We Know Why Toad's Around

Threadless is selling this awesome t-shirt showing where Mario gets all those fucking mushrooms he's constantly buzzing on. The man's a monster. A mushroom eating duck killing growing larger throwing fire monster. Someone stop him. We love him and he needs help. Check out/buy the tee here