Speaking of Mario...

Here's the gay leather version. See, I can relate posts...with abs.

Kratos in Everything Else

Ever wonder what every other video game ever would have been like if it had a bit more God of War in it? Fear not. Here it is. Check out the link over here somewhere.

Swear to Nayru

I'd do Ganondorf. But that's because I was 13 when I played Ocarina. *anything* could get me to masturbate.

Well *Somebody* Doesn't Like Wii Sports

Here's a delightfully subtle/fucked up video produced by an...individual. It's intriguing and made me keep checking over my shoulder for skinny asian guys in underwear. ::shudder::

Hero: Violin Version of Super Mario Bros.

So this super Asian sits and plays the violin to video games. Sound effects and all. I wish I could play the violin. I wish I could also lounge about in a tux.

This is what I got so far:

"Do do do duh do do do....Do do do duh do do" ow, my lips hurt.

Super Metroid/Mario/Link/Mega Man Brothers

New Grounds has released a playable version of Super Mario Bros. with tons of classic 8 bit characters, so you can go through all of SMB while playing Link or Samus. I couldn't make it through the second level, because the controls are slightly wonky to me, but feel free to try it out. It's cool simply cause. Go get your gaming fingers sweaty here.

It's A Videogame Kind of Night

Yes, I just sat for the entire seven minutes of this video and I chuckled to myself thinking "ha". I'm just hardcore like that.

Video has a bit of naughty language in it, so don't go "Hey Christian Billy! Watch this here video about Mario!" and then have Christian Billy throw holy water all over your crotch.

Nintendo Says: Cheat

Nintendo has now announced that Super Mario Brothers Wii will feature an autoplay system to help you get around the "frustrating" parts of the game. I hear Jesus is pissed because he definitely didn't get one of those during that crucifixion bit. What say you about this (yet another) blasphemy from the grand daddy of gaming?

Now We Know Why Toad's Around

Threadless is selling this awesome t-shirt showing where Mario gets all those fucking mushrooms he's constantly buzzing on. The man's a monster. A mushroom eating duck killing growing larger throwing fire monster. Someone stop him. We love him and he needs help. Check out/buy the tee here