Colored Pencil Scupltures - Neato

Artist Jennifer Maestre creates these ornate sculptures out of colored pencils. Children of the world have less colored pencils to work with. Visionary or Villain? Next on Sick Sad World.

No, they're totally awesome. Check out some more here.

Yes, I'm aware it takes you to Women's Day. As a gay man who prefers night, I'm not sure how I ended up on there either.

Blog World: Better Than Apples

Do you enjoy random smart-ass humor? (of course you do. you are here.) You should head over to Better than Apples then, because unless you really enjoy apples, it is.

Cisco gave the tip, and apparently knows these people. Way to go Cisco, fo sho, other word ending in "o" for the general amusement of rhyming.

Check out the site here.

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Awesome Photos of 40s London

This is London...in 1949. I need to go to the island so the time travel mechanics will send me here long enough to be gay with Richard Alpert in Gangster London.

Check out more here.

It's An iPad.

Apple has finally announced their tablet computer called the iPad. It's like a giant iPhone. Literally. Except you can't make calls on it, except for the hundreds of videos where Apple geeks film themselves talking into it like it *is* a giant iPhone. People are so cool. Click here for some details. (on the iPad, not the cool people)

This Is My Life, In Pastels

Read carefully, at least 50% of this is stuff I care about, and by care about I mean if you insult it you will end up dead. Not by my hand, but dead none the less.

I guarantee in 89 years, you'll be dead. It'll be because you questioned this awesomeness on Dec. ___ 2009. Fill in the blank and send by direct mail for a more personalized death guarantee. 

It's Claire!

ABC has released the first LOST Season 6 promo pics. Call me crazy, but it seems that on their final season they would go for more than an "upset kid at a school photo session" look. I just keep imagining LifeTouch down in the bottom right of these photos. Check out the rest here.

Low-Resolution Girl Rocks

I'm actually really confused if you need me to say anything aside from that. Just to ensure that I meet my daily word typing quotas I present the following.

She is made of pixels. It's like watching a recorded britney spears video from the tv on the internet on a dial up connection on an Apple II monitor. In space.
In 1378.

Need: Jawa Lawn Ornament

I don't have a lawn, but I do have a dream. It involves a small family of these living along side black people like they aren't secretly afraid. That and a truly everlasting gobstopper. 

Your Door Definitely Just Felt Me Up

Amsterdamn designer Naomi Thellier de Poncheville decided that doors aren't friendly/creepy enough for her taste and decided that we need more android affection when we're leaving or coming into a room. The perfect answer? A metal hand. Let the door humping commence. 

Bugs. Really Close Up Bugs

Photographer Igor Siwanowicz has taken a veritable crap load of really high res super close up photos of the creepy crawly things that weren't featured in Paranormal Activity. Check out the gallery here.

Awesome Pulp Fiction (For Real, Not The Movie) Covers

Flickr user Hang Fire Books has compiled a series of 16 "ugly" bookcovers and posted them so you, the people, can see them. Anyone who can call this important piece of literature ugly is a baboon wearing a hot topic tee. Guaranteed.

Check it out here. (the books, not the baboon)

Pop Collar Prevention: Yes!

Miller apparently hired an intelligent designer for a new Miller Inventions campaign. no.3 on the list? The most important anti-douche invention in the history of inventions that don't like douches!

Kick Ass: Old School Coke Cans

The Dieline posted up a series of vintage coke cans proving that things were much cooler at some point not now. I mean think about Jesse Jackson, at one point thinking he was cool was a good idea. Check out the rest here.

I Need!: Cassette Tape Wallets

Gah, is there a more bitchin' way to pull out my wallet with all 42 cents in than this? I can't think of any or a reason why I don't have one. Oh yes, perhaps it's cause it costs my 42 cents times 100. Slight deterrent. Check out the product site here

Now We Know Why Toad's Around

Threadless is selling this awesome t-shirt showing where Mario gets all those fucking mushrooms he's constantly buzzing on. The man's a monster. A mushroom eating duck killing growing larger throwing fire monster. Someone stop him. We love him and he needs help. Check out/buy the tee here