Seriously, I Need New Pants: Bioshock Infinite Gameplay

There's like dorkgasm all over my desk. I'm terribly embarrassed, so I'm not sure why I'm tell you lot.

But seriously you get to shoot birds. BIRDS. 40 years later down in Rapture you only get some wussy wasps or crap.

BIRDS.

Like Ca-Caw Ca-Caw.

BIRDS.

Dorkgasm: Resident Evil: Afterlife Trailer

No, the movies aren't any good. No, Milla Jovovich will never be quite as cool as Leeloo Dallas. That doesn't stop her from trying. Nor does it stop me from paying money to see her attempt it.

As a much needed note: this Claire Redfield being nearly as cool as Alice bull roar is not going to work.

Tim Burton Decided Not To Read Alice In Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland Trailer #2 in HD

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And we get this. Pretty? Yes. Alice in Wonderland? Eh, in the same way Zoolander was based on A Tale of Two Cities.

Must See: Fantastic Mr. Fox.

It's like every other Wes Anderson movie, but with claymation. And perhaps a tangible plot.

Questionable: Jennifer's Body Trailer

This is the red band trailer so it's a bit NSFW if you're...you know if you're planning on...not working and watching Slutty McSlutterson Megan Fox parade around mostly naked quipping stripper inspired one liners. Kinda like me.