Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

Perfectly Timed Photos Are Timed...Perfectly

Go visit the website or Godzilla bird here will peck you like the scrumptious birdseed you are. Birdseed person....you. God I need to go back to sleep

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Seriously, I Need New Pants: Bioshock Infinite Gameplay

There's like dorkgasm all over my desk. I'm terribly embarrassed, so I'm not sure why I'm tell you lot.

But seriously you get to shoot birds. BIRDS. 40 years later down in Rapture you only get some wussy wasps or crap.

BIRDS.

Like Ca-Caw Ca-Caw.

BIRDS.