MEN's New Video Confuses Me

That pretty much sums it up. I do, however, adore the song. So enjoy.

Oh Tilda

The newest issue of W magazine has Tilda Swinton (aka Jesus with a vadge) flaunting all of her amazing weirdness and making Lady Gaga look like the elementary student she is.

Check out all the oddball goodness here.

Oh. I See.

(Click to embigen).

No more reading anything on streets for me. not even traffic signs.

Thanks to Ms. Cassandra.

This Can Be Yours

for only a cool $500. Yes, dead squirrels no longer need to go to waste in your subdivision. Create your own delightfully morbid interesting taxidermy art just like Custom Creature Taxidermy Arts does. They're guaranteed to bother your innards. See, look I just helped sell your products. Check out their website here.

How...Odd. Fan Death's "Cannibal" Video

So I posted about Fan Death months and months ago then they kind of slipped off of my radar. Here's quantifiable proof that that should not have happened. Watch, enjoy, be creeped out by!

New(ish) Lioness Video!

Canada's newest best band ever has released a video for their second single "What You Do Will Come Back To You". It's somewhat less weird (believe it or not) than the clip for "You're My Heart" (if you haven't seen it, check the archives here or look back on youtube). The song is absolutely amazing and I want to be the singer's new best friend. She needs a gay southern boy in her entourage, it's only common sense.

New(ish) Electric Six. Absolutely NSFW!

Electric Six "Body Shot" (2009) - NSFW 18+ from Another Reybee Productions, Inc. on Vimeo.

Please, under no circumstance play this video at work, or at home. Unless you enjoy lots of boobies. Not just those fit girl kind either. The old and the rotund are equally adored in this, yet another silly fun time, by Electric Six.

I had no idea this album was out...I can't keep up anymore

I Can't Resist: "Bad Romance" Video

I still stand by my statement that anyone that weird may deserve to be so famous. Having said that, she looks eerily normal for part of it. Gaga has went the way of Britney, let the baby spewing head shaving commence.

Seriously. and go.

Blog World: People of Public Transit

You do not ask the dismemberment lady what she's doing. She asks you. Then collects your legs of course. So, from what I'm told this is People of Walmart's sister site, proving that crazy ass people are all around you, not just shopping for bargain basement prices.

Check it out here.

It's An Animal Kind of Day: Bears Sans Fur Mystifies Folks

Zookeepers and scientists in Leipzig, Germany are baffled because Dolores (seen here in her sad state) has lost all of her bear fur. (no not the hairy gay guys, the real life bears, you know roarrr and all that jazz). It's not just her but the entire female population here seems to be going hairless. Somewhere in one of these caves is an ungodly huge stash of Nair. I blame Cosmo.

Read more here. Pray for the bear hair folks. 

Oh My: Tengu Egg Masturbators (A Bit NSFW)

Right...just right.

Scotch Tape: You Can Now Check For Tumors At Home

So it seems that everyday Scotch tape, when used in conjunction with a vacuum chamber (because we all have one of those lying around) can emit x-rays. Neat right? If you have cancer....IN SPACE (echo echo echo). Check out the story here.

Thanks to Emily for the tip.

Lady Gaga: OK...

That's about all that can be said, I believe.

Questionable: Jennifer's Body Trailer

This is the red band trailer so it's a bit NSFW if you're...you know if you're planning on...not working and watching Slutty McSlutterson Megan Fox parade around mostly naked quipping stripper inspired one liners. Kinda like me.

Um....Ouch

Pierced. Glasses. Ouch. I can't think right now.

You Filthy Filthy 19th Century Whores

....and I thought people were kinky now. So apparently this is a two volume set on how to remove foreign objects from various body cavities published in 1880. The collection of medical...marvels(?) is up for auction on ebay here.

Now I know I know. I normally wouldn't post anything relating to the mythical monster known in daily conversation as a va-gi-na. ::shudders:: This was simply too much though.

Oh, and the box of pomade stuck....been there, done that. and the compass.