Will Have: Steampunk Wedding Cake

So if the man and I can ever get married, I'm going to have a steampunk cake much like this one. However, instead of gears, I think I'll have mechanical balls all over it. Simply to hammer home the homo thing, in case the two guys at the altar didn't clue folks in.

New Cut Copy: Need You Now

::sings:: They're every athlete it's all in...them? ::stops singing and scratches balls::

Speaking of which. You can't have a slow motion running video and not expect every gay in the village to pay attention to anything else.

I Kid You Not: Fresh Balls

Apparently, sweaty balls is a crisis that men have dealt with for generations. Well no more! Thanks to Fresh Balls (I want to find the marketing genius for that one) you can put lotion? on your balls to keep them dry? seems paradoxical to me, but whatever. I mean sure they get sweaty, but so do my knee pits. Do I need to put stuff down there too?

Check out the official site here.

This Adresses All My Nut Storage Needs

At last! Once again, Buddha wishes you read FailBlog every other day of the week. There are gems like this on every magical, unicorn filled page.