Happy Birthday to the Pretty!

Joseph Gordon Levitt is turning 30 today! To celebrate I'm going to masturbate to watch Mysterious Skin and Inception.

Good times.

Every Princess I Know Will Love These Treasures

Almost as much as she loves her some Vicodin. Heh heh heh. That man giggles after each sentence he utters. It's the princess in him. Also his dildo. This was over at OMG, and I couldn't resist posting here.