This is Why My 360 is Collecting Dust

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Shit can go down.

But for real, this guys deadpan is amazing. I'm jealous. Of that and his surely spectacular abdominal region.

He's cooler than me.

Swear to Nayru

I'd do Ganondorf. But that's because I was 13 when I played Ocarina. *anything* could get me to masturbate.

O RLY? Superheroes as Hipsters

I hate hipsters.  There I said it. I'm a racist. It's not my fault though, it's that hipsters drug cartels killed my mother with purple kool aid that was brought across the border by pack mules. If you don't believe me, look it up.

Regardless check out the rest over at College Humor, here roughly.

Man Steals Purse, Gets Beaten With Furniture

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That's kind of the gist of it I suppose. I don't know what else to add aside from that Asian driving totally ran into the other car. Granted, he was having furniture looking items pelted as his head, but that is soo stereotypical. Ah, I crack myself up.

Zordon: Racist Head

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This has been obvious since I was 6, but none the less, enjoy.

Lord of the Rings Facebook Status Updates

So college humor has a few LOTR facebook statuses up. Rather amusing, unless you like ham. Then they're now 3/4ths as amusing. True.

Check them out here.

and for some reason there are more....here. although that's not the source. Frakked up indeed messers.

A New Item Pouch Oooo!

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Zelda is a prostitute. The Ocarina of Time never existed. If Nintendo weren't so embroiled in this vast conspiracy to veil the Princesses misbehavior we would have a properly titled videogame, such as The Legend of Zelda Cavernous Vagina of Herpetic Doom.

Yeah, Herpetic is now a word and Aaron Bond made it up. Your move Webster.

Tee Hee: Videogame Character Facebook Status

College Humor has put together a pretty freaking hilarious string of videogame characters Facebook statuses (I mean, you did read the title of this post, yes?)

I find them amusing and I giggle, in a manly hairy toes kind of way.

Check them out here

This Is No Time For Glitter!

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Funny, and...eerily accurate.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip.

Over My Level 80 Rogue's Temporarily Dead Body

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This is exactly how Jared and I will be if we ever adopt. Oh wait we did adopt. Adopt awesome.