Swear to Nayru

I'd do Ganondorf. But that's because I was 13 when I played Ocarina. *anything* could get me to masturbate.

Shoot Her in Her Fairy Face

Seriously, Navi. You nearly ruined my adventures in Hyrule, and now you can't even get through a job interview.

A New Item Pouch Oooo!

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Zelda is a prostitute. The Ocarina of Time never existed. If Nintendo weren't so embroiled in this vast conspiracy to veil the Princesses misbehavior we would have a properly titled videogame, such as The Legend of Zelda Cavernous Vagina of Herpetic Doom.

Yeah, Herpetic is now a word and Aaron Bond made it up. Your move Webster.

Asian Guy Gets Bored: Builds Giant Papercraft Link

Somebody's a virgin. He's not even unbangable.

Nah, kudos buddy.