"Prom Fashions, Sluts Make" Says Yoda

Fashion Indie has gathered up a list of 10 of the worst individual and sets of prom kids ever in the history of tomatoes. You should look at it to feel better about your overpriced polos and khakis. Go on, you know you wanna. Check it out here.

Meanwhile in the Fortress of Solitude

I somehow missed this Gaga doozy after the grammys made me sad. I adore her. It's official. I am like every other homosexual and twelve year old girl in the world, she pleases me. It seems, however, that the poor guy who had to sit behind her is less enthralled.

That Conniving Bitch! Lady Gaga Steals From Roisin Murphy

Click on this picture so you can be sad about fashion plagiarism as I am. Just click it, it's like magic, but without the Jewish people. Oh No They Didn't compiled a list of several examples of Miss Gaga's lack of originality. Eh, it happens. I mean many people have stolen my awesome and become famous. Brad Pitt for example. And Ed McMahon? That punk's routine was all mine.

Hermione Grainger: The Flying Nun?

Emma Watson teamed up with fashion icon Karl Lagerfield for the French magazine Crush. Who doesn't enjoy Harry Potter characters with died white eyebrows? Jehovah's witnesses. That's who.