It....Gets.....Betahhhhrrrr

We never knew about the Wizard Cancer Snape! We never knew! :sobs:

That Awkward Moment When...

Voldemort just feels like showing you how important you really are.

Oh Yes. They Did.

I want to meet the people behind this and touch their balls of steel. I do indeed.

Epic: Harry Potter = rettoP yrraH :cipE

Aaron wants to see even more now. It's like...a curse. Ohhhh a magic joke. God I'm brilliant, why have I not been on SNL yet?

Oh yes, the moobs.

Is Going To This Toilet.

Because it has the first chapter of the first Harry Potter novel written in it. Major win for Dumbledore. Unless of course the next stall has a later chapter of book six. Major win for Snape then.

Thanks to the ol' Geekologie.

How Literally Potter

I had to do some very odd posting techniques to post this due to some very odd non-embedding techniques employed by the creator of said content on the tube of yous.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

More Potter-ness, Because We're All Obsessive.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Here we are with a lovely video proving everyone is sexier with a British accent. It is now quantifiable fact. Just like lemonade is the square root of donkey.

Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Trailer

I would have seen each around 8 times probably. But I'm into little hairy elves like that.

Potter in a Bra

I don't think you're hideous Daniel. Just very very short and elflike. I made you some pointy toe slippers. If you don't wear them I'll be hurt forever.

I Think I Wet Myself: Epic Harry Potter Trailer

No, seriously, I need a tissue. There's a movie based on literature that has more to draw me to it than Taylor Lautner's abs. Take note people, take note.

Deathly Hallows One Sheet: Yes?

It's official, we, as a society, cannot use whole words anymore. Instead of using the actual title of the movie, we can't even spell out the name of the main titular character. HP7 indeed. I'm surprised it's not HP7-1 and HP7-2. I do suppose that requires more time, we can't have that.

Having said that, I do enjoy the image.

Hopeful: Deathly Hallows Trailer

Ah, perhaps it shall be less of a great movie, but terrible adaptation that Half Blood Prince was. Perhaps it will be amazing, perhaps it shall smell of hippopotamus and cabbage. All of these are entirely logical.

Question #1: Who the gay hell is the big guy on the train tracks? Isn't there enough shit happening in the book to have no need to put random stuff in?

Question #2: When does Harry get tied up in the bell tower? I feel like I've stumbled into the gay bondage porn version. Voldemort doesn't have a nose but he makes up for it with 10"...only in Harry Potter and the Gaping Hollows.

Harry Potter Sneak Peak

Dh Preview One - Watch more funny videos here

Here's a clip of behind the scenes...stuff and a teaser trailer for the seventh Potter film. It looks somewhat interesting in that "Harry Potter does sex and the city with a goblin or two" kind of way. Let's just hope it's better than HBP was. /complaint.

Slightly Old Movie News: Harry Potter = Lots Of Midnight Money

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is now the record holder for highest grossing midnight release ever. It pulled in a hefty $22.5 million in midnight sales (that's about half of a paycheck of mine for those keeping score). It surpassed The Dark Knight's $18 million and Revenge of the Sith's $17m. It also means that I've been dorky enough to see the top three midnight releases at midnight. Because nothing says "I have a life" than surrounding yourself by heavy breathing sweaty guys at midnight. Well, actually, in the gay world I guess I'm doing well.

Hermione Grainger: The Flying Nun?

Emma Watson teamed up with fashion icon Karl Lagerfield for the French magazine Crush. Who doesn't enjoy Harry Potter characters with died white eyebrows? Jehovah's witnesses. That's who.