Meanwhile in the Fortress of Solitude

I somehow missed this Gaga doozy after the grammys made me sad. I adore her. It's official. I am like every other homosexual and twelve year old girl in the world, she pleases me. It seems, however, that the poor guy who had to sit behind her is less enthralled.

OK...Taylor Swift Wins Album of the Year

Taylor Swift (seen here dropping it) has won the Grammy for Album of the Year. That's right. Just ponder that for a while. I mean I know Kanye was mean and everything, but if we gave every little girl someone was rude to a Grammy then I'd have like 4.

We Are Officially in Music Hell: Grammys '10

The Black Eyed Peas (yes, the group in the photo above)have been nominated for both Record of the Year and Album of the Year. These things are getting even less prestigious than Nobels apparently. For a full list of the travesties, er...nominations, click here.