BlogWorld: Douches of Grindr

For you homos out there, you know how awful some of the jackasses on the app are. Here's a blog that just points it out a bit further. Check out all the douchebaggery hereish.

Blog World: My High School Boyfriend Was Gay

 

For all of my exes those women out there who happened to date a homo back in high school fear not, there is a blog to support you in your...predicament/lack of judgment/desperation?

Enjoy all the gay goodness, just like Tina up there did. Click here.

Blog World: Paula Deen Riding Things

yes, it is absolutely as epic as it sounds. Who doesn't enjoy a southern cook riding Tammy Faye? Jimmy Fallon? FLYING CATS?

No one doesn't! Unless you're a commie.

Check out all the southern fried awesome here.

Blog World: Fake Criterions

Because crap movies need interesting artsy covers too, there's Fake Criterions. Which gives crap movies...interesting artsy covers. So yeah...that....worked out well.

Check out all the splendor and glory here.

Blog World: Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things

It's exactly what it sounds like. And yes, it's as awesome too.

Check out the Asian general confusion

Blog World: I Love Charts

An entire tumblr dedicated to two men's love of charts. I'm not sure if that possessive is right. I need a graph. I may have to look elsewhere? Who exactly defines what a graph is? a chart? Does Michael Jackson's ghost prefer one over the other? Check out the rest over here. No, it was back there.< way.

Thanks to Josephine the Frilly and her husband Justin the Noble.

Blog World: Bad Yearbook Photos

I'm pretty sure I need to find a large copy of my seventh grade photo and send to this sight. I look more androgynous than Annie Lennox in it, due of course to my breasts and my lovely parted long haircut. God really should have shot me back then, instead I was washed in the blood of butch haircuts. Huzzah. Regardless check out the delightfully awkward photos here.

Blog World: Crappy Taxidermy

Have you ever looked at a work of taxidermy and said to yourself "self, this is awe inspiring"? No, probably not, but nothing on here will even remotely pique interest aside from "yes, that is indeed crappy taxidermy", but that's the purpose...so.... My brain hurts, look at the site here.

Two In A Row! Blog World: The Thoughts I Steal

One of the dearest people this side New Dearpeopleington has started a blog that I shall follow until it is unfollowable. (that's a new word, by me Aaron Bond).

Go look at random pictures and random comments. You'll love yourself for it. So much you may want to get a pregnancy test.

Check it out here.

Blog World: Marvelous Man Boobs

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH! Run! Faster!

That is all.

Check out all the mooby goodness over here under my shirt at Marvelous Man Boobs. Click here.*

*Please note that clicking the link and looking at moobs may be adverse to your health. AarontheBond does not assume any responsibility for your self-hating behaviors. 


Thanks to Cisco Nabisco for the tip!

Blog World: LazerTits

Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. You know you want to waste hours on it. Do so here.

Blog World: I Park Like An Idiot

Have you ever had to deal with someone not being able to park? (Have you ever been to Atlanta?) if you answered "yes" to the latter, we now know your answer to the former. Well, next time you see some idiot who can't manage just snap a photo and send it to "I Park Like An Idiot". Then we can all look at this photo and say "yes, yes they do" and be on our merry, parkable ways.

Check it out here.

Blog World: Boys Cuddling

Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like and yes, it's delightful. I don't, however, enjoy looking at people cuter than me being all lovey dovey. It makes me want to become anorexic again, or for the first time.

Look at the boys spooning around here somewhere.

Blog World: Fake Science

Here is Sarah Palin's only trusted source of scientific info (because God doesn't believe in science, so neither does FOX News). When reality is too complicated, turn to Fake Science.

Check out the hilarity over here in the direction of left then forward twenty paces.

Blog World: Sketchy Bunnies

It's like Sketchy Santas but sketchier, because these bunny demons didn't take attention from Christ's birth, they take it away from his death, which I hear is a big deal. Kill the Zombie Jesus distractors! Eviscerate the Proletariat!

Check out the full source of creepiness here.

Blog World: Better Than Apples

Do you enjoy random smart-ass humor? (of course you do. you are here.) You should head over to Better than Apples then, because unless you really enjoy apples, it is.

Cisco gave the tip, and apparently knows these people. Way to go Cisco, fo sho, other word ending in "o" for the general amusement of rhyming.

Check out the site here.

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Blog World: The Daily Bunny

Have you ever thought to yourself "self, I would be so much happier in life if someone would compile a website that puts a new picture of a bunny up every day"? Well if so, go get a job. When you are done with that, though, check out the daily bunny. A website that....puts a new....picture of a bunny up....every day.

Check out the humpy goodness here.

Thanks to Emiliana for the tipiana.

(Not Really A Blog)World: Before I Die...

So I stumbled upon this rather fun site with a vast collection of Polaroids of various people in different cities around the world (somehow Atlanta made the list). I spent a little too long seeing how creative/shallow/creallow/or generally boring some people decide to be when asked the question what they want to do with their lives. Feel free to entertain/sleep over here at the site itself.

Blog World: Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza

There are times in life when you need a helping hand. Times when the only thing that will help is an infallible source of wisdom and comfort. Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza is here to help. Gaze at the ultimate offerings of our majestic world. Bask in the glory of the grease, Golden Girl and...mountains.

Seriously, this is somewhat awesome. Check it out here.

Blog World: Lesbians That Look Like Justin Bieber

So apparently there is a small child masquerading as musician these days named Justina Bieber. Also, as it turns out, he definitely looks like a girl. You know who else look like girls? Lesbians. Therefore, some brilliant mind has put together "Lesbians that look like Justin Bieber". Go, frolic amongst the emo hair. Here is where.