True Story: Twilight In A Sentence

Decisions decisions. Personally, Beastiality although, it's really oddly smooth....appeals more here.

Just, Ugh.

Taylor Lautner (obviously) is on the cover of GQ. I don't look like this. I keep hearing words like "work out", "don't eat only pizza" and "you fat lazy bastard" but I don't understand.

Reason 4563242 Stephanie Meyer Has To Be Stopped

See, when I was in high school these kids would have been, deservedly, beaten. Now they get news segments. I'm glad I'll be dead within this century so I won't see the inevitable Sparklepire related doom we're all headed for.

What're You Gonna Do Batboy, Style My Hair?

Game Trailers - E3 2010 - Comedy

Ah, good ol' Attack of the Show. One of the one reasons I miss having cable. Peter Facinelli (Carlisle Cullen himself) is an awesomely understanding doctor. I'm an awesomely understanding underground lawyer of the damned. So ha.

New Moon Trailer Reactions. Or: Fat Girls Squealing

Can you imagine what the world would be like if every Twilight fan had a gym membership instead?


Well, skinnier...is what I'm getting at.

Silly Women: Twilight Tattoos

Reason #940853 I'm glad I have a penis. I got to skip out on all that crap. Also I suppose it's reason #523 I'm glad I'm over 12. Check out all the horrible goodness here

For All You 12 Year Old Girls, And Perhaps Me

Here's Mr. Pattison showing off his airbrushed? (probably yes) torso for the next Twilight movie "New Moon". Alas, I'll go to hell for finding him pretty.