This is A Big Jellyfish

This is the Lion's Mane jellyfish. It is one of the oldest species on Earth, believed to have been around back when good old Theodore Rex was roaming around battling Mexicans.

Check them out, they're gorgeous/terrifying.

Does Not Want To Go On A Cruise

My question is were those people in the background of the first segment just oblivious to the fact that the rest of this ship is swirling around them like a future teen mom's dress on prom night? They are impervious to gravity...or inertia...or you know...like movement.

By the way, watch the video with no sound.

Blog World: Marvelous Man Boobs

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH! Run! Faster!

That is all.

Check out all the mooby goodness over here under my shirt at Marvelous Man Boobs. Click here.*

*Please note that clicking the link and looking at moobs may be adverse to your health. AarontheBond does not assume any responsibility for your self-hating behaviors. 


Thanks to Cisco Nabisco for the tip!

So...These People Can Vote

I believe she can bring real change to the country with her...refreshingness and her, um, her realness and I really believe that Mayor McCheese is going to be the best vice president since Quayle.

Does this not terrify you?

Blog World: People of Walmart

Yes, that's what that is on her hoodie. So you've heard it here first: Hitler condones Walmart. So if you're a Nazi, go ahead. (also applies to white trash and my sister ::glares at joey::)

Check the site out here.

Eek! Rat Eating Plant Discovered

This monstrosity beauty was discovered in the Philippines. It's the largest of all pitcher plants and it dissolves rats and insects with the enzymes from it's innards. Um. Gross. Read it all here.

I'm Behind: The Ledge

The Sears Tower opened up the Ledge to the public last week. It's a creepy as hell, oh my God I'm going to die glass balcony on the 103rd floor of the tower. Fat people: be very very careful.