Blog World: Bad Yearbook Photos

I'm pretty sure I need to find a large copy of my seventh grade photo and send to this sight. I look more androgynous than Annie Lennox in it, due of course to my breasts and my lovely parted long haircut. God really should have shot me back then, instead I was washed in the blood of butch haircuts. Huzzah. Regardless check out the delightfully awkward photos here.

Good God Awful: Wolf Productions

I was stumbling across the vast interweb after I stubbed my toe and I found this...well, this 'movie' company in Utah called Wolf Productions. You have to go download the "trailer" (I use this term lightly seeing as how it's 10 minutes long) for "Shikito". You watch it and tell me it's not the next Lord of the Rings. I dare you. In fact, I double Legolas dare you. Check it out here.

How Does This Person Have A Job?

This monstrosity is the cover of Brooke Hogan's new "album" (a term, which here means auditory zombie assault on mankind). Seriously, why do I not have a graphic design job? I have shit better things than this. Honest, I can upload the pics if you wish. I feel the only thing it's missing is perhaps some baying wolves in the background and perhaps a day glo dolphin. That'd be hella sweet.

Holy Dolly Parton: This Is Unnecessary

Apparently, Bearforce 1 is (was?) the world's first (and pray only) "bear band". If you can watch all of this, you are stronger than I. Although, one of them? Totally doable. I'm a sad man.