Thank God For Japan

After the proper Christian shame following masturbation, my second thought is "Oi, I wish I could see those little buggers up close!" Well thanks to the Japanese (crazies) they have a microscope just for that. That's correct, this handy dandy micro is exclusively for guys to watch their swimmers die. Bless you Japan, bless you.

Oh My: Tengu Egg Masturbators (A Bit NSFW)

Right...just right.

What Has Been Seen...

How. Fucking. Creepy. First of all, this kid has no idea how to not be obvious. (seeing as how I was the only gay in the village, my hand and I were well acquainted) Secondly, if my mother ever talked to me about masturbation feeling good, I'd chop it off.

True story.