Aw, Math Love

If I knew what any of this meant, I'd find it cute. Since I don't...I find it....cute. Dammit, I can't even do word math. I need to go to sleep.

Kid Decides Logical Way To Become Transformer Is Drink Gas

A 14 year old in China has been drinking gasoline daily since he was nine to become a powerful warrior like Optimus Prime (seen above, surprisingly the child doesn't look like this yet).

Two things:
1. His parents are concerned about it now??

2. His father uses not being good at math as an example of how bad it's become. A chinese boy, not good at math! The world is ending surely.

read the article here.