Talented? Mayhap

I mean, yes, you can play three instruments rather well and simultaneously....but how bad did your math grades suffer?

I kid I kid. This is relatively bad ass.

Blog World: Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things

It's exactly what it sounds like. And yes, it's as awesome too.

Check out the Asian general confusion

Hero: Violin Version of Super Mario Bros.

So this super Asian sits and plays the violin to video games. Sound effects and all. I wish I could play the violin. I wish I could also lounge about in a tux.

This is what I got so far:

"Do do do duh do do do....Do do do duh do do" ow, my lips hurt.

His Super Power Is Space Conservation

I just found that kind of fun. I wish I could come up with something that handy. I don't exactly wish to live in a slightly larger proportioned cardboard box...but I wouldn't mind my walls moving around. That'd be neat...and stuff. Enjoy the Asian prowess.

All Kinds of Sad/Creepy: Man Marries Dead Girlfriend

So Zhuang Huagui of China has married his girlfriend, who was stabbed to death 8 days before their wedding was supposed to occur.

I don't have much to say, I just found it interesting/depressing/scary.

Check out more of the story here.

Can't Wait To Pee? Don't

So, A Chinese company has decided to make a carseat that you can just lift up a flap and pee in. I can see several problems with this.

1. Having a penis
2. Having on clothes
3. Asians driving

Oh I'm just kidding. We should buy them Hot Wheels to feel included.

Kid Decides Logical Way To Become Transformer Is Drink Gas

A 14 year old in China has been drinking gasoline daily since he was nine to become a powerful warrior like Optimus Prime (seen above, surprisingly the child doesn't look like this yet).

Two things:
1. His parents are concerned about it now??

2. His father uses not being good at math as an example of how bad it's become. A chinese boy, not good at math! The world is ending surely.

read the article here.