You're Smiling Aren't You?

1. I totally have a crush on the mustachioed DQ guy.
2. I totally remember her, not from her Olympic glory...but from Rite Aid commercials.
3. I like piñatas.

That is all.

Must Have: Sloth

Seriously. I have to have a sloth hug. RIGHT NOW. Someone fly to, y'know, wherever these things are and get me a hug.

Now.

Ignorance is Bliss

Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

Pray They Aren't A Rapist

No, this is stupid cute. I want to go meet a hand on wall stranger now.

Penguin Tickles! (Updated)

:schoolgirl laughter:

Yes, my day is complete. Word.

Patricia Sund is a hooker and I had to replace the video

More Superbowl Ad(s): Star Wars + Car

This one is less homo-erotic, more awesome. I want a Volkswagen now. NOW.

I'll wait.

Don't Let My Boyfriend See This...

Or I'll be picking bear poo out of the carpet for weeks. And none of that Disney-fied Winnie the Pooh stuff, this is like for real butt dumplings.

I Giggled Like A 3 Year Old

It's actually insufferably boring for the first half, but wait. There are zombie kittens attacking Paris as we speak. (this ties in somehow I believe)

Cat of DOOM

He can cut you, I can feel it.

Need: Zedonk

Look how cute! I shall name it Ephram. He shall be king of the Jews...from my backyard.

Aw, Math Love

If I knew what any of this meant, I'd find it cute. Since I don't...I find it....cute. Dammit, I can't even do word math. I need to go to sleep.

Blog World: Boys Cuddling

Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like and yes, it's delightful. I don't, however, enjoy looking at people cuter than me being all lovey dovey. It makes me want to become anorexic again, or for the first time.

Look at the boys spooning around here somewhere.

Blog World: The Daily Bunny

Have you ever thought to yourself "self, I would be so much happier in life if someone would compile a website that puts a new picture of a bunny up every day"? Well if so, go get a job. When you are done with that, though, check out the daily bunny. A website that....puts a new....picture of a bunny up....every day.

Check out the humpy goodness here.

Thanks to Emiliana for the tipiana.

Blog World: Boy + Cats

That's pretty much it. Leave me alone.

Click here to see all the feliney boyey (that's now a word) goodness.

Just To Cheer You Up

I look just like this on Wednesdays at 3pm. No joke. Ok, joke.

How Rhytmic: 3 Year Old Gets Down To Thriller

I can do that. ::flips hair:: bitch.

Poor Adorable Puppy

I'm getting to that point in the mornings. I lean to the right, muster my strength and flip for my life. It's all this damn cheese.

I apologize for the blatant adorableosity of this post. Sometimes I let my inner gay run wild.

2 Hot(ish, more nerdy adorable) Guys In The Shower

That sideways grin, the idea of two of them, the shirtlessness...give me a minute

::wipes hands on pants::

Yes, so it's not that hilarious, but he's pretty ridiculously cute. Watch it and be amused, or tell me I'm losing my touch, your call.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip.

Blog World: My First Fail

So it's just a bunch of "cute" kids doing stupid things. It amused me. I don't see how being interested in penises is failing, but eh. I mean I did that when I was 6 or 7, but not on statues. I was the youngest person in Georgia with a restraining order. Check out the site here.

So blogger's picture upload is apparently fucked. So..just imagine a picture. Preferably one with unicorns and daggers.

EDIT I fixed it. Because I'm made of awesome