Peeing: A Helpful Guide

I used to be a number 2. Then I stopped giving a shit. ......

Note: Don't use scatological curses when talking about body waste. /note

Check out the full list of the sad state of guys taking a whiz here.

Can't Wait To Pee? Don't

So, A Chinese company has decided to make a carseat that you can just lift up a flap and pee in. I can see several problems with this.

1. Having a penis
2. Having on clothes
3. Asians driving

Oh I'm just kidding. We should buy them Hot Wheels to feel included.

Brazil Says Pee in The Shower

I have no issues with it, apparently it's revolting to some. To which I say it's not poo. Or lemon juice. Or Harry Potter.