Bearded Men Watch Jake Gyllenhaal Bleed, Look Good

Here's yet another production still from The Prince of Persia movie. I'm 100% sure that by this point we've seen all the key shirtless scenes in photo form, so going to the movie will be wholly unnecessary. Having said that, look at those abs...and chest...and arms...and face...and stuff....

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Quite Fit

That's really it. Merry Christmas.

Prince of Persia Poster: Eh

So here's Disney's first posters for Prince of Persia. Generally speaking, I'm all for the super clean typefaces and stuff. I just don't know if it works here. It feels kind of Mickey Mouse presents 300.

The Top Three Reasons to See 'Prince of Persia'

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It looks like PoP The Sands of Time is still in post and a release date has been set for May of 2010. That's unacceptable. I am going to write a letter of discontent to Jerry Bruckheimer.

"Dear Jer (do you mind if I call you Jer?),

Upon realization that your latest shit bomb of a film featuring pretty people doing stupid things is not coming out quickly enough for my liking, I decided to write you a letter. I realize you must be gushing upon reading this (Aaron THE Bond is talking to me? I know, I know.) So, if you could stop your near-geriatric squealing and squirming and focus on the facts I would appreciate it. Your film needs to come out sooner. That's it. I look forward to your response. (in shirtless Gyllenhaal candygram form of course). I'm waiting Jer.

Thanks,
Aaron THE Bond."