Invisible Shoes Are Invisible-ish (Kind Of)

São Paulo stationed shoe designer Andreia Chaves has introduced her? (it could be a man, I don't really know...or a hot tranny mess, let's go with that one) anyway, their (oooh there we go) new "invisible" shoe for the 2010 collection. It's rather invisible, unless of course you see them, which you will.

Side note to our women readers: Wear panties with mirrored shoes. I had a very embarrassing Wednesday night one time.

This Shoe Is Made Of Sex

Architect Julian Hakes of London has designed this kind of awesome high heel from carbon fiber lined with rubber on the bottom and leather on the top. It's neat...plus 4.

How delightfully inappropriate! Turtle Bangs Shoe

That shoe needs a cigarette. I think that this has inspired me to open up a turtle porn studio.
Our first production: Barnyard Bangin' in which our starlet turtle gets double penetrated by Mr. Ed and Chanticleer from "Rock a Doodle"

Best. Film. Ever.