Want: Sink/Urinal Combo (No It's Not Gross)

So, call me crazy, but I still feel a pang of guilt every time I just go for a number one and flush. However, lingering pee is not on the top of my list of house decorations.  Enter this awesome concept for your bathroom. You pee, obviously, then you wash your hands in the sink above the urinal and that flushes it. Brilliant, tres. AND I can be super lazy and just stand in one spot for the entire thing. I like being a dude.

Angel Knee Pillow: For Those Who Can't Aim

Tenshi no Hizamakura, which translates to "Angels Knee Pillow", is a Japanese device designed to prevent toilet mishaps for men (ie peeing on the back of the toilet, your cat, the front door). It's seriously just two pads on platforms for guys to get on their knees.

Seriously, is this a big issue? Why don't we just teach Japanese men how to urinate? I need a job, I could give a boot camp.

Surely no one will notice me doing this...

Fhat the Bloody Wuck.

UroClub? Discrete? Sanitary?
What if your caddy hands you that one to send a ball launching and crack, urine. everywhere.

It also seems a bit more considerate to head over to the bushes to go rather than whipping out your junk right there at the hole like that guy. Just an opinion.