Apparently This Is Chicken Nuggets

before it's turned into "chicken" again. So essentially, chicken nuggets are pepto bismol paste made from little chirpy birds.

Duly noted.

Blog World: Crappy Taxidermy

Have you ever looked at a work of taxidermy and said to yourself "self, this is awe inspiring"? No, probably not, but nothing on here will even remotely pique interest aside from "yes, that is indeed crappy taxidermy", but that's the purpose...so.... My brain hurts, look at the site here.

Unintentional Porn

Holy taco (yes, I was excited about that name too) has posted a series of 25 examples of accidental porn. Since everyone I know enjoys being peed on, I chose this as the main image to give you guys something to relate to. Enjoy.

The rest can be found around about here....somewhere.

Now My Lip Hurts

This is apparently a Pyrex plug that you too can put into your lip instead of your...lip and show the world what's stuck in your teeth while you retain that stony silence that makes you so damn cool. 

Eek! Rat Eating Plant Discovered

This monstrosity beauty was discovered in the Philippines. It's the largest of all pitcher plants and it dissolves rats and insects with the enzymes from it's innards. Um. Gross. Read it all here.

Today In Eww Vagina News

The Cuchini, yes, that's what the thing is called. Is a piece of plastic that fits inside your swim suit or other undergarmenty things and prevents camel toe. Goddamn camels with their toes. Check the official site here.

Surely no one will notice me doing this...

Fhat the Bloody Wuck.

UroClub? Discrete? Sanitary?
What if your caddy hands you that one to send a ball launching and crack, urine. everywhere.

It also seems a bit more considerate to head over to the bushes to go rather than whipping out your junk right there at the hole like that guy. Just an opinion.