Someone Inform Her ASAP

There seems to be some confusion amongst these absolute fraking crazies.

Today In Eww Vagina News

The Cuchini, yes, that's what the thing is called. Is a piece of plastic that fits inside your swim suit or other undergarmenty things and prevents camel toe. Goddamn camels with their toes. Check the official site here.

Oh My: Mowing The Lawn

This made me shudder. I seriously have goose bumps. Vajayjays make me squirmish. I have always avoided them. I was even a C-section baby.

Subtle: Prom Whore Dress

Nothing in this wide world says "I'm ready to fulfill every sad teenage male's desire of sex on prom night" like this well....Vagina Gown. eww.

Even better? The watermark for the site selling it says Lightinthebox.com. Ewwww again. Wearing your roastbeef on the outside. Gross.

You Filthy Filthy 19th Century Whores

....and I thought people were kinky now. So apparently this is a two volume set on how to remove foreign objects from various body cavities published in 1880. The collection of medical...marvels(?) is up for auction on ebay here.

Now I know I know. I normally wouldn't post anything relating to the mythical monster known in daily conversation as a va-gi-na. ::shudders:: This was simply too much though.

Oh, and the box of pomade stuck....been there, done that. and the compass.