"I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer" = A Lifetime of Gay

Seriously, these are my favorite songs from 1987 and 2010 combined into one. And my mother didn't realize I was a poofter. Seriously?

I'mma Get You Bobby B

This is literally years old, but I love Maya Rudolph. I was looking for the funniest SNL skit ever (which is her Diana Ross in jail) and it literally DOES NOT EXIST in the internet. NBC doesn't have it, no other site has it. I could only find a transcript and reading is for you know...not me. I did, however, find this gem and I cried a little watching it. Not out of sadness, but out of onion induced agony. Or laughter, I never get those two straight.

No! They're cocaine brownies!

Tee Hee: Star Wars Was Noisy

This happened to me at my aunts house once, except instead of a garbage chute I was in her bedroom. And instead of laser pistols, I was singing Whitney Houston wearing her lipstick.

I know, eerily similar.

Sorry for so many videos today, I'm too tired to look at pictures, I have to imagine them moving that way.