Must Have: Sloth

Seriously. I have to have a sloth hug. RIGHT NOW. Someone fly to, y'know, wherever these things are and get me a hug.

Now.

Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

This is A Big Jellyfish

This is the Lion's Mane jellyfish. It is one of the oldest species on Earth, believed to have been around back when good old Theodore Rex was roaming around battling Mexicans.

Check them out, they're gorgeous/terrifying.

Penguin Tickles! (Updated)

:schoolgirl laughter:

Yes, my day is complete. Word.

Patricia Sund is a hooker and I had to replace the video

Don't Let My Boyfriend See This...

Or I'll be picking bear poo out of the carpet for weeks. And none of that Disney-fied Winnie the Pooh stuff, this is like for real butt dumplings.

Need: Zedonk

Look how cute! I shall name it Ephram. He shall be king of the Jews...from my backyard.

Blog World: The Daily Bunny

Have you ever thought to yourself "self, I would be so much happier in life if someone would compile a website that puts a new picture of a bunny up every day"? Well if so, go get a job. When you are done with that, though, check out the daily bunny. A website that....puts a new....picture of a bunny up....every day.

Check out the humpy goodness here.

Thanks to Emiliana for the tipiana.

Just To Cheer You Up

I look just like this on Wednesdays at 3pm. No joke. Ok, joke.

Blog World: Animals With Lightsabers

I don't understand why you'd need an explanation. Go check it out here.

Experts In...Stuff Visit Old Volcano, Find Things

A group of scientist, cavers and filmmakers went into the remains of an ancient volcano in Papua New Guinea to find various rare species. Click here to see some pictures from their expedition. It's creepy/fascinating. Similar to the idea of old people having sex.

Another Helena Bonham Carter Pic

Because why the hell not? Empire has released four images of Tim Burton's Alice characters holding animals. Why? Because Lewis Carrol insisted upon it. He lives in a basement in the Soho district. True story. Look at them here

Blog World: Cute Things Falling Asleep

Check out Cute Things Falling Asleep for the most comprehensive list of, well, cute things falling asleep. I know what you're thinking though: "But Aaron, you're not on here. This site has lost all redeeming qualities". I'm here to inform you that I don't sleep. Therefore, I could not be on this blog. Just to quell your fears. Check it out here